me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’


last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

every time

ANDY WARHOLSkulls, 1976four screenprints in color

"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."

— Caitlin Stasey (via versteur)

"Respect your uniqueness and drop comparison. Relax into your being."

— Osho (via omgtiffanywtf)

"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."

Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via lifeinpoetry)