me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
"A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you."
— Caitlin Stasey (via versteur)
"Respect your uniqueness and drop comparison. Relax into your being."
— Osho (via omgtiffanywtf)
"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."
— Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via lifeinpoetry)